The Longest Frickin' Survey Ever

Y'all better appreciate this, took ferever.
Yer full name: Amanda Mari Bleep.
Do ya like it?: Not particularly.
What would you change it to if you could?: Katilina Abcd Payne.
Gender: Female.
Who's got it easier, guys or gerls?: Hmm. I think guys do!
Location: Pennsylvania.
Birthplace: Hospital.
Other places you've lived: North Carolina, Ohio(?)
Where do you want to live?: OBX.
What nationalities are you?: Russian, Italian.
Don't you want to be British?: Aye.
What religion are ya?: None.
What do you think about Christianity?: It is respectable.
How bout Judaism?: I have a Jewlsh background. It is respectable.
Um... Hinduism?: This too.
Atheism!: It is good. (And a fad! Hoorah)
Satanism!: 'Nother fad. Maybe not so respectable, but we are all unique!
Agnosticsm!: Hmm. It's a step in the right direction! :D
Do you like your family?: Not so much.
Who currently resides in yer house?: Me and my mom and my dad.
What's yer Mum's name?: Adelheid.
Dad's name?: Markus.
Got any siblings?: Nope.
Names and ages?: ...
Would you rather have a brother or sister?: Dunno really. Brother, I suppose.
Would ya rather be an only child or have a dozen siblings?: Hmm. A dozen siblings. Then you'd always have *someone*, pretty much.
Are any of your grandparents still alive?: Nope. =(
Which ones?: ...
Do they smell funny?: ...
Do they give you weird presents?: ...
Are you spoiled?: In some ways.
Do you have a TV in your room?: No.
Do you have cable?: No.
Do you have a computer in yer room?: It is old!! But yes.
Your own phone line?: No.
Cell phone?: Yes.
Any other gizmos I should know about?: I have a typewriter. (ENVY ME.) And I bought myself a handy DVD player.
Are the walls of your room plastered with posters?: Nope!
What colour are your walls right now?: Off-white.
How about your carpet?: Teal.
What size bed do you have?: Twin, I think?
What colour are your sheets?: Pastel blobs.
Yer comforter?: My what?
Yer pillows?: The Little Mermaid-coloured.
How many pillows are there on yer bed?: 3.
Do you have curtains?: Nope.
What colour are those?: ...
Do you have a couch in your room?: I wish!
If you do is it old and beat up?: ...
Have you ever been in yer attic?: Yes.
Was it as exciting as you thought it would be?: Yes!
When you were little did you think that there were monsters under your bed?: Nope.
In your closet?: Nope.
Did you make your parents check for them?: ...
Did you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Lots!
What was it?: Too many.
What was it's name?: No names, though.
Do you still have it?: Yes.
Ever have a security blanket?: No?
Still got that?: ...
Does your mom take a lot of pictures of you?: Not anymore.
Do you like taking pictures?: I guess.
Do you like having your picture taken?: Nooo.
Would you consider yourself photogenic?: Nooooo.
What colour are your eyes?: Brown.
What colour do you want them to be?: Silver.
What colour is your hair right now?: Brown.
What colour was it originally?: Blonde.
What other colours have you dyed it?: Red, Black, Blonde, Purple.
What colour do you want to dye it?: I don't know.
Top 10 Favourite Bands
1: Slint.
2: 1479.
3: Smashing Pumpkins.
4: Tool.
5: Vertical Horizon.
6: Say Hi to Your Mom.
7: Agnes Poetry.
8: Snow Patrol.
9: Cafe Tacuba.
10: Nine Inch Nails? *shrug*
Top 10 Favourite Songs
1: Fur Elise.
2: Shackled.
3: Good Morning, Captain.
4: Rapture.
5: Let's Talk About Spaceships.
6: The Sky is Falling.
7: Blah, I quit. This is insanely difficult.
8: Standard lines! :P
9: Down in it! :P
10: It makes me ill! :P
Top 10 Favourite CDs
1: (throws up) Spiderland.
2: 1479.
3: Les Mis Recordings.
4: Best Classical Album..Ever
5: Adore.
6: Everything you want.
7: SA 2 Soundtrack.
8: Undertow?!
9: Broken!?
10: No strings attached?!
Tell me what you think of...
The whole rap/hip-hop genre: Err. It is ok! I don't listen to it so much, though.
50 Cent: He makes me want expensive swimwear.
Chingy: Don't know, really. He's elusive!
Kelis: Milkshake. Gotcha.
Eminem: I have all his Cds. Um.
Vanilla Ice: His too. Um.
Tupac: Isn't he dead?
By the way, is Tupac dead?: Oh. Yes. It is bad.
Lil' John: Gosh, I have like no idea.
Nelly: I think he is getting worse. (it is hard to tell!)
Usher: <3. Er. Um. Eek.
Jay-Z: Meh.
Outkast: My mom likes them. I don't really. Sorry.
What do you think of pop music?: I like it! A lot!
Justin Timberlake: Oh bleh. I don't like him much.
N*SYNC: They're ok. I like that one song. And I have that one CD.
Backstreet Boys: Yes. Good. Go.
The Spice Girls: Heh heh. I have the dolls. Ginger! *enjoys*
98 Degrees: Never really liked them.
Britney Spears: Used to, a little. Is too famous. What? Is that possible, I dunno. Whatevz. I don't like Madonna either.
X-Tina: YES. Good. Like. Rawk.
Jessica Simpson: Not really.
Ashlee Simpson: Really not.
Avril Lavigne: Never did; never will. (is too country)
Maroon 5: Enjoyable, fairly.
Hanson: I like them.
Madonna: I don't.
Kylie Minogue: NO.
T.A.T.U.: Yes!
Michael Jackson: Yes. Leave him alone, world? Maybbe?
Evanesense: She is impossible to sing with! But I like them.
What do you think of rock?: I think I love it.
Simple Plan: Yes.
New Found Glory: Yes.
Lost Prophets: Meh.
Red Hot Chilli Peppers: How dare you mis-spell. I love them. Yes.
Marilyn Manson: Yes.
Muse: Yes.
Good Charlotte: Oh what is this. No. Go.
Limp Bizkit: Yes.
Linkin Park: Why not.
Atreyu: Yes.
Korn: Actually, no. All signs say I should, but I don't.
Alkaline Trio: Yes.
Anti-Flag: YEs.
Conflict: Yes.
NOFX: Yes.
No Use for a Name: Yes.
Yellowcard: Sure.
The Damned: Yes.
AC/DC: Yes.
The Doors: Yes.
The Ramones: Yes.
Jimmi Hendrix: Argh. Yes.
Elvis Presley: Yes.
Elvis Costello: Yes.
The Clash: Yes.
Sex Pistols: Yes.
Bon Jovi: Not really.
The Darkness: Yes.
Black Sabbath: Yes.
The Cure: YES.
Brand New: Yes.
Taking Back Sunday: Yes.
Something Coorporate: Yes.
Rancid: Yes.
Punk-rock?: Of course!
Ska?: Yes.
Oi!?: Oi oi!
Emo?: Yes!
Pop-punk?: Yes!
Metal?: Yes!!
Rock-rap?: Yes?
Industrial?: Yes!
Do you think shock rock is lame?: I think everything is lame.
Do you shop at Abercrombie?: No sir!
Hollister?: No?
Hot Topic?: No!!! But we have similar tastes I will kill you
Thrift stores?: Yes!
AE?: No.
Aeropostal?: No.
Online?: Yes!
Whereever the hell you want?: No!
Do you prefer flip-flops or sneakers?: Flipflops.
How many pairs of shoes do you have right now.: 14.
Tell me about them, I'm bored.: Well, they are...no. Sorry.
Do you like Converse?: Uh
Do you like Vans?: Uh
Do you like DCs?: Uh
Etnies?: Uh
Uh... lame little sports sneakers?: Uh
Do you wear glasses?: Some times.
How tall are you right now?: Not very, I am sitting down.
Do you want to be taller?: Yes!
Shorter?: Noo.
How much do you weigh?: Too much.
Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Nope.
Do you know anyone who had an eating disorder?: Yes.
What's yer favourite TV show?: Dunno.
What do you think of South Park?: I think it is some good stuff.
The Simpsons?: I still like it.
Dawsons Creek?: Never saw it.
7th Heaven?: Giggle.
Soap operas?: Meh.
Do like to think of yourself as a rebel?: I do ratha fancy the thought. PUFF PUFf
Do you label yourself?: Yes.
As what?: A Katiloosh.
Do people call you a prep?: Yes.
A goth?: Yes.
A wigger?: No?
Ghetto?: Jokingly!
A poseur?: Yes.
A punk?: Yes.
Or they don't label you because you don't really fit in...: Aww. Yes.
Do you like cake?: Yes.
Cookies?: Yes.
Asparagus?: Yes.
Are you taken?: More or less. Wtz.
Are you homosexual?: N o s i r.
Bisexual?: No.
Have you ever made out with someone of the opposite sex?: tapq.
The same sex?: tapq.
Would you make out with someone of the same sex for money?: Of course. Unless it was my mom, or some such
Have you ever given head?: tapq
Gotten head?: Er...no.
Given a handjob/fingered someone?: tapq.
Banged?: tapq
List all the places you've fooled around in: No.
How many realationships have you had in the past year?: 1. ...!
If you do have a b/f or g/f, how long have you been going out?: Uh.
Are you a prude?: Yes!
Are you saving yourself till marriage?: No!
Do you drink?: No.
Do drugs?: No.
Have casual sex?: No.
Do you like sports?: No.
Hockey?: No.
Football?: No.
Baseball?: No.
Do you play any sports?: No sir.
Do you play DDR?: Never again! Rrrr
Do you think jocks are arrogant and stupid?: No
Are you stubborn?: Yes!
Impatient?: Yes!
Bitchy?: Yesss.
Opinionated?: Yes.
Extrovert or introvert?: Introvert.
Have you ever ever been to the library?: Yes.
Sure you have... in the past 3 years?: Yes!
Liberal or conservative?: Liberal.
Democrat, Republican or somethin' else?: Libertarianish Democrat.
Do you like Bush?: No.
How 'bout Kerry?: Not really.
Do you hate Bush just to be trendy and "punk"?: No. Most of my peeps r Bushites, neway!
Do you like magazines?: Yes.
Do you like to read?: Yes.
What's yer favourite book?: Les Miserable.
Does your school force you to do summer reading?: Yes, but I didn't. :o
Do you watch Homestar Runner?: Yes.
Are you happy this survey is over?: Is it?
Too bad cause it's not... do you use your mom as an insult?: No that is so lame.
Do you like milk with yer cookies?: No.
Do you like air fresheners for cars and such?: Sure.
Do you have a car?: I have...a van.
What kind?: It is a '94 green van.
Does yer mom got a car?: No.
What kind?: ...
Do you have a chandalier you spoiled little bitch?: Um. No?!
Do you watch Friends?: No.
What are you wearing?: Undergarments
Haha, that was kinda creepy, did I sound like a stalker?: No ^^
Ever have a stalker?: Not..really.
Tell me about it...: No!
And last words?: Good bye!
It's over! Tell me what you thought... screwyoutoochelsea@hotmail.com