The Longest Frickin' Survey Ever
Y'all better appreciate this, took ferever. Yer full name: Amanda Mari Bleep. Do ya like it?: Not particularly. What would you change it to if you could?: Katilina Abcd Payne. Gender: Female. Who's got it easier, guys or gerls?: Hmm. I think guys do! Location: Pennsylvania. Birthplace: Hospital. Other places you've lived: North Carolina, Ohio(?) Where do you want to live?: OBX. What nationalities are you?: Russian, Italian. Don't you want to be British?: Aye. What religion are ya?: None. What do you think about Christianity?: It is respectable. How bout Judaism?: I have a Jewlsh background. It is respectable. Um... Hinduism?: This too. Atheism!: It is good. (And a fad! Hoorah) Satanism!: 'Nother fad. Maybe not so respectable, but we are all unique! Agnosticsm!: Hmm. It's a step in the right direction! :D Do you like your family?: Not so much. Who currently resides in yer house?: Me and my mom and my dad. What's yer Mum's name?: Adelheid. Dad's name?: Markus. Got any siblings?: Nope. Names and ages?: ... Would you rather have a brother or sister?: Dunno really. Brother, I suppose. Would ya rather be an only child or have a dozen siblings?: Hmm. A dozen siblings. Then you'd always have *someone*, pretty much. Are any of your grandparents still alive?: Nope. =( Which ones?: ... Do they smell funny?: ... Do they give you weird presents?: ... Are you spoiled?: In some ways. Do you have a TV in your room?: No. Do you have cable?: No. Do you have a computer in yer room?: It is old!! But yes. Your own phone line?: No. Cell phone?: Yes. Any other gizmos I should know about?: I have a typewriter. (ENVY ME.) And I bought myself a handy DVD player. Are the walls of your room plastered with posters?: Nope! What colour are your walls right now?: Off-white. How about your carpet?: Teal. What size bed do you have?: Twin, I think? What colour are your sheets?: Pastel blobs. Yer comforter?: My what? Yer pillows?: The Little Mermaid-coloured. How many pillows are there on yer bed?: 3. Do you have curtains?: Nope. What colour are those?: ... Do you have a couch in your room?: I wish! If you do is it old and beat up?: ... Have you ever been in yer attic?: Yes. Was it as exciting as you thought it would be?: Yes! When you were little did you think that there were monsters under your bed?: Nope. In your closet?: Nope. Did you make your parents check for them?: ... Did you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Lots! What was it?: Too many. What was it's name?: No names, though. Do you still have it?: Yes. Ever have a security blanket?: No? Still got that?: ... Does your mom take a lot of pictures of you?: Not anymore. Do you like taking pictures?: I guess. Do you like having your picture taken?: Nooo. Would you consider yourself photogenic?: Nooooo. What colour are your eyes?: Brown. What colour do you want them to be?: Silver. What colour is your hair right now?: Brown. What colour was it originally?: Blonde. What other colours have you dyed it?: Red, Black, Blonde, Purple. What colour do you want to dye it?: I don't know. Top 10 Favourite Bands 1: Slint. 2: 1479. 3: Smashing Pumpkins. 4: Tool. 5: Vertical Horizon. 6: Say Hi to Your Mom. 7: Agnes Poetry. 8: Snow Patrol. 9: Cafe Tacuba. 10: Nine Inch Nails? *shrug* Top 10 Favourite Songs 1: Fur Elise. 2: Shackled. 3: Good Morning, Captain. 4: Rapture. 5: Let's Talk About Spaceships. 6: The Sky is Falling. 7: Blah, I quit. This is insanely difficult. 8: Standard lines! :P 9: Down in it! :P 10: It makes me ill! :P Top 10 Favourite CDs 1: (throws up) Spiderland. 2: 1479. 3: Les Mis Recordings. 4: Best Classical Album..Ever 5: Adore. 6: Everything you want. 7: SA 2 Soundtrack. 8: Undertow?! 9: Broken!? 10: No strings attached?! Tell me what you think of... The whole rap/hip-hop genre: Err. It is ok! I don't listen to it so much, though. 50 Cent: He makes me want expensive swimwear. Chingy: Don't know, really. He's elusive! Kelis: Milkshake. Gotcha. Eminem: I have all his Cds. Um. Vanilla Ice: His too. Um. Tupac: Isn't he dead? By the way, is Tupac dead?: Oh. Yes. It is bad. Lil' John: Gosh, I have like no idea. Nelly: I think he is getting worse. (it is hard to tell!) Usher: <3. Er. Um. Eek. Jay-Z: Meh. Outkast: My mom likes them. I don't really. Sorry. What do you think of pop music?: I like it! A lot! Justin Timberlake: Oh bleh. I don't like him much. N*SYNC: They're ok. I like that one song. And I have that one CD. Backstreet Boys: Yes. Good. Go. The Spice Girls: Heh heh. I have the dolls. Ginger! *enjoys* 98 Degrees: Never really liked them. Britney Spears: Used to, a little. Is too famous. What? Is that possible, I dunno. Whatevz. I don't like Madonna either. X-Tina: YES. Good. Like. Rawk. Jessica Simpson: Not really. Ashlee Simpson: Really not. Avril Lavigne: Never did; never will. (is too country) Maroon 5: Enjoyable, fairly. Hanson: I like them. Madonna: I don't. Kylie Minogue: NO. T.A.T.U.: Yes! Michael Jackson: Yes. Leave him alone, world? Maybbe? Evanesense: She is impossible to sing with! But I like them. What do you think of rock?: I think I love it. Simple Plan: Yes. New Found Glory: Yes. Lost Prophets: Meh. Red Hot Chilli Peppers: How dare you mis-spell. I love them. Yes. Marilyn Manson: Yes. Muse: Yes. Good Charlotte: Oh what is this. No. Go. Limp Bizkit: Yes. Linkin Park: Why not. Atreyu: Yes. Korn: Actually, no. All signs say I should, but I don't. Alkaline Trio: Yes. Anti-Flag: YEs. Conflict: Yes. NOFX: Yes. No Use for a Name: Yes. Yellowcard: Sure. The Damned: Yes. AC/DC: Yes. The Doors: Yes. The Ramones: Yes. Jimmi Hendrix: Argh. Yes. Elvis Presley: Yes. Elvis Costello: Yes. The Clash: Yes. Sex Pistols: Yes. Bon Jovi: Not really. The Darkness: Yes. Black Sabbath: Yes. The Cure: YES. Brand New: Yes. Taking Back Sunday: Yes. Something Coorporate: Yes. Rancid: Yes. Punk-rock?: Of course! Ska?: Yes. Oi!?: Oi oi! Emo?: Yes! Pop-punk?: Yes! Metal?: Yes!! Rock-rap?: Yes? Industrial?: Yes! Do you think shock rock is lame?: I think everything is lame. Do you shop at Abercrombie?: No sir! Hollister?: No? Hot Topic?: No!!! But we have similar tastes I will kill you Thrift stores?: Yes! AE?: No. Aeropostal?: No. Online?: Yes! Whereever the hell you want?: No! Do you prefer flip-flops or sneakers?: Flipflops. How many pairs of shoes do you have right now.: 14. Tell me about them, I'm bored.: Well, they are...no. Sorry. Do you like Converse?: Uh Do you like Vans?: Uh Do you like DCs?: Uh Etnies?: Uh Uh... lame little sports sneakers?: Uh Do you wear glasses?: Some times. How tall are you right now?: Not very, I am sitting down. Do you want to be taller?: Yes! Shorter?: Noo. How much do you weigh?: Too much. Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Nope. Do you know anyone who had an eating disorder?: Yes. What's yer favourite TV show?: Dunno. What do you think of South Park?: I think it is some good stuff. The Simpsons?: I still like it. Dawsons Creek?: Never saw it. 7th Heaven?: Giggle. Soap operas?: Meh. Do like to think of yourself as a rebel?: I do ratha fancy the thought. PUFF PUFf Do you label yourself?: Yes. As what?: A Katiloosh. Do people call you a prep?: Yes. A goth?: Yes. A wigger?: No? Ghetto?: Jokingly! A poseur?: Yes. A punk?: Yes. Or they don't label you because you don't really fit in...: Aww. Yes. Do you like cake?: Yes. Cookies?: Yes. Asparagus?: Yes. Are you taken?: More or less. Wtz. Are you homosexual?: N o s i r. Bisexual?: No. Have you ever made out with someone of the opposite sex?: tapq. The same sex?: tapq. Would you make out with someone of the same sex for money?: Of course. Unless it was my mom, or some such Have you ever given head?: tapq Gotten head?: Er...no. Given a handjob/fingered someone?: tapq. Banged?: tapq List all the places you've fooled around in: No. How many realationships have you had in the past year?: 1. ...! If you do have a b/f or g/f, how long have you been going out?: Uh. Are you a prude?: Yes! Are you saving yourself till marriage?: No! Do you drink?: No. Do drugs?: No. Have casual sex?: No. Do you like sports?: No. Hockey?: No. Football?: No. Baseball?: No. Do you play any sports?: No sir. Do you play DDR?: Never again! Rrrr Do you think jocks are arrogant and stupid?: No Are you stubborn?: Yes! Impatient?: Yes! Bitchy?: Yesss. Opinionated?: Yes. Extrovert or introvert?: Introvert. Have you ever ever been to the library?: Yes. Sure you have... in the past 3 years?: Yes! Liberal or conservative?: Liberal. Democrat, Republican or somethin' else?: Libertarianish Democrat. Do you like Bush?: No. How 'bout Kerry?: Not really. Do you hate Bush just to be trendy and "punk"?: No. Most of my peeps r Bushites, neway! Do you like magazines?: Yes. Do you like to read?: Yes. What's yer favourite book?: Les Miserable. Does your school force you to do summer reading?: Yes, but I didn't. :o Do you watch Homestar Runner?: Yes. Are you happy this survey is over?: Is it? Too bad cause it's not... do you use your mom as an insult?: No that is so lame. Do you like milk with yer cookies?: No. Do you like air fresheners for cars and such?: Sure. Do you have a car?: I have...a van. What kind?: It is a '94 green van. Does yer mom got a car?: No. What kind?: ... Do you have a chandalier you spoiled little bitch?: Um. No?! Do you watch Friends?: No. What are you wearing?: Undergarments Haha, that was kinda creepy, did I sound like a stalker?: No ^^ Ever have a stalker?: Not..really. Tell me about it...: No! And last words?: Good bye! It's over! Tell me what you thought... screwyoutoochelsea@hotmail.com